Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 13037 Jon Scheyer, 26, 1b (136 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13439 Taika Waititi, 20, 1b (21 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, -7.6 ORAP/40)
- 12261 Redfoo, 33, 2b (458 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12850 Crone, 25, 2b (167 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13423 Chelsea Handler, 22, 2b (7 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
- 13555 Lenny Bruce, 19, 2b
- 13015 Todd Golden, 25, 3b (244 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13575 Bette Midler, 18, 3b
- 13231 Sam Altman, 24, ss (125 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -7.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 12422 Topper, 31, lf (545 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 18, lf
- 12378 Tayschrenn, 31, cf (512 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
- 12961 Coltaine, 27, cf (272 GP, 7.8 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40)
- 12431 Baudin, 31, rf (491 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13079 Antony Blinken, 25, rf (96 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13348 Jerry Stiller, 20, rf (who?)
Starters:
- 11807 Petruchio, 38, sp (2031 IP, 13.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12704 Ivo Viktor, 27, sp (425 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 13205 Steve Ballmer, 25, sp (141 IP, -15.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 13187 Sheryl Sandberg, 21, sp (who?)
- 13563 Lewis Black, 21, sp
Relievers:
- 13005 Bruce Pearl, 25, mr (292 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 20, mr (98 IP, -10.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 13340 Elliott Gould, 22, mr (who?)
- 12817 Raest, 27, rp (193 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13247 David Copperfield, 23, rp (93 IP, -1.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 13291 David Blaine, 23, rp (54 IP, 13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 20, rp (35 IP, -8.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13462 Will Eisner, 22, rp (16 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13331 Gene Wilder, 20, rp (who?)