Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 23, c (143 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 26, 1b (178 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 20, 1b (59 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 12261 Redfoo, 33, 2b (504 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12850 Crone, 25, 2b (214 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, 4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 19, 2b (35 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 25, 3b (292 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12422 Topper, 31, lf (595 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 18, lf (16 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 12378 Tayschrenn, 31, cf (536 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 27, cf (309 GP, 7.1 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 20, rf (25 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13151 Hugo Strange, 23, sp (342 IP, -16.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 21, sp (164 IP, -13.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 25, mr (370 IP, 0.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 20, mr (171 IP, -9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12817 Raest, 27, rp (228 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 23, rp (129 IP, -0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 23, rp (88 IP, 10.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 20, rp (76 IP, -9.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13331 Gene Wilder, 20, rp (4 IP, -60.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13079 Antony Blinken, 25, rf (119 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13462 Will Eisner, 22, rp (32 IP, -27.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 22, 2b (7 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
• 13187 Sheryl Sandberg, 21, sp (who?)
• 13340 Elliott Gould, 22, mr (who?)
• 13575 Bette Midler, 18, 3b