Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 24, c (152 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 27, 1b (183 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13439 Taika Waititi, 21, 1b (68 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 26, 2b (224 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13650 Billy Joel, 20, 2b (9 GP, -8.9 DRAP/40, -25.8 ORAP/40)
• 13643 Neil Diamond, 19, 2b (4 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 26, 3b (301 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 20, ss (41 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 12422 Topper, 32, lf (605 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 19, lf (21 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 28, cf (317 GP, 7.3 DRAP/40, 6.6 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 21, rf (34 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13299 Andy Byron, 23, sp (393 IP, -9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13151 Hugo Strange, 24, sp (358 IP, -16.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 22, sp (188 IP, -11.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 26, mr (380 IP, 1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 21, mr (180 IP, -7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12817 Raest, 28, rp (234 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 24, rp (134 IP, -1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13291 David Blaine, 24, rp (92 IP, 10.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 21, rp (81 IP, -13.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12261 Redfoo, 34, 2b (508 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13423 Chelsea Handler, 23, 2b (7 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
• 13331 Gene Wilder, 21, rp (4 IP, -60.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13631 Billy Wilder, 19, lf
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 18, sp
• 13575 Bette Midler, 19, 3b