Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 29, c (396 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 21, c (35 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)
• 14055 Brian Epstein, 17, c (12 GP, -9.3 DRAP/40, -7.3 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 26, 1b (250 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 22, 1b (154 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 22, 2b (75 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 7.3 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 31, 3b (544 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 25, ss (259 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 23, ss (151 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 24, lf (225 GP, -7.1 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)
• 14131 Bob Kane, 21, lf (27 GP, 10.4 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 26, rf (262 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 13748 Anne Frank, 22, sp (299 IP, -11.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 22, sp (155 IP, 0.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 23, sp (97 IP, -14.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 19, sp (10 IP, -12.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13657 Livie Rose Henderson, 23, mr (118 IP, -5.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 24, rp (126 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 24, rp (111 IP, -11.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 21, rp (84 IP, 16.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 25, rp (50 IP, -7.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 14077 Larry King, 19, cf (13 GP, -20.0 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 13954 Tara Strong, 22, rp (9 IP, -16.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 21, rp (7 IP, -23.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 18, lf
• 14129 Calvin Klein, 17, rp
• 13838 Poison Ivy, 21, mr