Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 28, c (357 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 20, c (2 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, 24.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 25, 1b (228 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 21, 1b (105 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40)
• 13615 Abraham Klein, 24, 2b (35 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -11.2 ORAP/40)
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 21, 2b (18 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 30, 3b (488 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 24, ss (209 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 22, ss (97 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 23, lf (173 GP, -7.4 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 32, cf (481 GP, 6.0 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 25, rf (213 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13659 Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, 23, rf (69 GP, -8.8 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 26, sp (617 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 21, sp (195 IP, -9.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 21, sp (38 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13247 David Copperfield, 28, rp (263 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 23, rp (88 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 23, rp (77 IP, -12.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 20, rp (44 IP, 11.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 24, rp (16 IP, -28.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12850 Crone, 30, 2b (405 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 22, sp (40 IP, -18.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13954 Tara Strong, 21, rp (9 IP, -16.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 17, lf
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 18, sp
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 20, rp