Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 29, c
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 21, c
• 14055 Brian Epstein, 17, c

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 26, 1b
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 22, 1b
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 22, 2b
• 13015 Todd Golden, 31, 3b
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 25, ss
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 23, ss

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 24, lf
• 14131 Bob Kane, 21, lf
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 26, rf

Starters:

• 13748 Anne Frank, 22, sp
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 22, sp
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 23, sp
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 19, sp

Relievers:

• 13657 Livie Rose Henderson, 23, mr
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 24, rp
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 24, rp
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 21, rp
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 25, rp

Minors:

• 14077 Larry King, 19, cf
• 13954 Tara Strong, 22, rp
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 21, rp
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 18, lf
• 14129 Calvin Klein, 17, rp
• 13838 Poison Ivy, 21, mr

Projected starters:

• Tel Aviv: Leonard Cohen (6-0, 5.88)
• Vatican: Nicholas V (4-2, 4.09)