Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 28, c
• 14036 Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 20, c

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 25, 1b
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 21, 1b
• 13615 Abraham Klein, 24, 2b
• 14014 Lorne Michaels, 21, 2b
• 13015 Todd Golden, 30, 3b
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 24, ss
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 22, ss

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 23, lf
• 12961 Coltaine, 32, cf
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 25, rf
• 13659 Xu-Ifit Osteoharmonist, 23, rf

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 26, sp
• 13748 Anne Frank, 21, sp
• 13994 Barry Manilow, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 13247 David Copperfield, 28, rp
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 23, rp
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 23, rp
• 13941 Roseanne Barr, 20, rp
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 24, rp

Minors:

• 12850 Crone, 30, 2b
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 22, sp
• 13954 Tara Strong, 21, rp
• 14033 Jason Isaacs, 17, lf
• 13866 Alex Borstein, 18, sp
• 13916 Beanie Feldstein, 20, rp

Projected starters:

• Tel Aviv: Anne Frank (3-3, 7.60)
• Milan: Nina Hamnett (1-1, 0.75)