Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 33, c (533 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13232 Blake Sennett, 23, c (12 GP, -8.7 DRAP/40, 11.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13419 Morgan Wallen, 20, c
• 13468 Nick Cave, 20, c

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 37, 1b (751 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 12.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 22, 1b (8 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 28, 2b (279 GP, 5.1 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 21, 2b (66 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 28, 3b (303 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13215 Roger Waters, 23, 3b (31 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 31, ss (451 GP, 9.2 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 27, ss (218 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 28, lf (260 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12867 Dion, 24, lf (237 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 29, cf (220 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 23, cf (44 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 24, rf (87 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 36, sp (1287 IP, 8.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 26, sp (301 IP, 2.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 23, sp (241 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13302 Michelle Williams, 22, sp (who?)
• 13410 Brandi Carlile, 19, sp (who?)
• 13365 Maren Morris, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 32, mr (648 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13294 Kelly Rowland, 23, mr (66 IP, -1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13474 Benson Boone, 20, mr
• 13373 Natalie Hemby, 21, mr (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 35, rp (436 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 26, rp (154 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13216 Lola Young, 22, rp (88 IP, 8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13437 Gwilym Sainsbury, 18, rp