Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

Infielders:

11637 Hayley Williams, 36, 1b (712 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 13.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
13300 LaTavia Roberson, 21, 1b
12513 Paighon, 27, 2b (238 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)
13239 Beyonce Knowles, 20, 2b (43 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 27, 3b (261 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
13215 Roger Waters, 22, 3b (21 GP, -4.2 DRAP/40, 7.6 ORAP/40)
12969 David Byrne, 23, 3b (18 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
12557 Perry Farrell, 30, ss (410 GP, 9.5 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
12902 Dua Lipa, 26, ss (172 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

12436 Matt Berninger, 27, lf (214 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
12867 Dion, 23, lf (200 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
12480 Gracie Abrams, 28, cf (217 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
12910 Rita Ora, 22, cf (17 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
12723 Russell Simins, 28, rf (202 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
13001 Vince Clarke, 23, rf (42 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40)

Starters:

12090 Laura Ingalls, 35, sp (1222 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12709 Carrie Underwood, 25, sp (225 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12715 Joan Jett, 25, sp (172 IP, -5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12949 John Carter Cash, 22, sp (141 IP, -4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13302 Michelle Williams, 21, sp

Relievers:

12315 Calvin Harris, 31, mr (588 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13294 Kelly Rowland, 22, mr (16 IP, -24.6 PRAA/100 IP)
11959 Vivien Blotzki, 34, rp (406 IP, 8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12974 Bernard Sumner, 25, rp (116 IP, 11.5 PRAA/100 IP)
13216 Lola Young, 21, rp (52 IP, -2.1 PRAA/100 IP)