Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 13232 Blake Sennett, 24, c (98 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13419 Morgan Wallen, 21, 1b (57 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40)
• 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 23, 1b (51 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 29, 2b (358 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)
• 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 22, 2b (133 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13519 Shaboozey, 18, 2b (22 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 29, 3b (387 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 6.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13558 Syd Barrett, 21, 3b (9 GP, 5.3 DRAP/40, 14.7 ORAP/40)
• 12839 Masked Wolf, 29, ss (318 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 28, ss (283 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 29, lf (347 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12867 Dion, 25, lf (327 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 24, cf (126 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12949 John Carter Cash, 24, sp (424 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13540 Pat Benatar, 19, sp (20 IP, -24.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 33, mr (756 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13294 Kelly Rowland, 24, mr (165 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13474 Benson Boone, 21, mr (104 IP, -10.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 27, rp (224 IP, 5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13216 Lola Young, 23, rp (146 IP, 5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13117 Janet Yellen, 22, rp (30 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 12557 Perry Farrell, 32, ss (531 GP, 7.7 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13410 Brandi Carlile, 20, sp (104 IP, -18.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13373 Natalie Hemby, 22, mr (10 IP, -20.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13468 Nick Cave, 21, c (4 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -26.0 ORAP/40)
• 13365 Maren Morris, 20, sp (who?)
• 13437 Gwilym Sainsbury, 19, rp