Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 11637 Hayley Williams, 35, 1b (679 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 13.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12513 Paighon, 26, 2b (220 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
- 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 26, 3b (228 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12557 Perry Farrell, 29, ss (378 GP, 9.5 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12902 Dua Lipa, 25, ss (137 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13215 Roger Waters, 21, ss (5 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 12436 Matt Berninger, 26, lf (179 GP, 4.1 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 19, lf (10 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 10.0 ORAP/40)
- 12480 Gracie Abrams, 27, cf (196 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12910 Rita Ora, 21, cf (15 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12723 Russell Simins, 27, rf (174 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 13001 Vince Clarke, 22, rf (33 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 12090 Laura Ingalls, 34, sp (1170 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12709 Carrie Underwood, 24, sp (161 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12715 Joan Jett, 24, sp (129 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12949 John Carter Cash, 21, sp (82 IP, -5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 12315 Calvin Harris, 30, mr (550 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 33, rp (379 IP, 8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12974 Bernard Sumner, 24, rp (93 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13216 Lola Young, 20, rp (26 IP, -14.3 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 12867 Dion, 22, lf (165 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12969 David Byrne, 22, 3b (18 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
- 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 20, 1b
- 13294 Kelly Rowland, 21, mr
- 13232 Blake Sennett, 21, c
- 13302 Michelle Williams, 20, sp