Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 31, c (491 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13232 Blake Sennett, 21, c (4 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 35, 1b (712 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 13.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 26, 2b (238 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 26, 3b (261 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 29, ss (410 GP, 9.5 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 25, ss (172 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13215 Roger Waters, 21, ss (21 GP, -4.2 DRAP/40, 7.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 26, lf (214 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12867 Dion, 22, lf (200 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13239 Beyonce Knowles, 19, lf (43 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 27, cf (217 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 22, rf (42 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 34, sp (1222 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 24, sp (225 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 24, sp (172 IP, -5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 21, sp (141 IP, -4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 30, mr (588 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 33, rp (406 IP, 8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 24, rp (116 IP, 11.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13216 Lola Young, 20, rp (52 IP, -2.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12723 Russell Simins, 27, rf (202 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 22, 3b (18 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 21, cf (17 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13294 Kelly Rowland, 21, mr (16 IP, -24.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13300 LaTavia Roberson, 20, 1b
• 13302 Michelle Williams, 20, sp