Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 13276 Harry Houdini, 26, c (257 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 13439 Taika Waititi, 23, 1b (157 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40)
• 13763 Franz Kafka, 19, 1b (31 GP, -11.4 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
• 12850 Crone, 28, 2b (322 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, 4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13643 Neil Diamond, 21, 2b (33 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -17.0 ORAP/40)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 28, 3b (396 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13575 Bette Midler, 21, 3b (26 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40)
• 13555 Lenny Bruce, 22, ss (130 GP, -5.6 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40)
• 13834 Carl Sagan, 20, ss (13 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, 6.2 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 13529 Gilbert Gottfried, 21, lf (97 GP, -9.9 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 30, cf (407 GP, 6.6 DRAP/40, 7.4 ORAP/40)
• 13348 Jerry Stiller, 23, rf (125 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13702 Emma Lazarus, 20, rf (22 GP, -20.4 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 24, sp (406 IP, -3.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13608 Leonard Cohen, 20, sp (30 IP, -23.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 28, mr (540 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13376 Jeff Goldblum, 23, mr (286 IP, -5.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 26, rp (206 IP, 5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13429 Stanley Kubrick, 23, rp (137 IP, -8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13816 Jonas Salk, 21, rp (12 IP, 0.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13803 Chaim Weizmann, 21, rp (11 IP, 0.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 13291 David Blaine, 26, rp (138 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13650 Billy Joel, 22, 2b (42 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -15.5 ORAP/40)
• 13748 Anne Frank, 19, sp (29 IP, -31.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13408 Burrill Bernard Crohn, 22, rp (8 IP, -33.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13775 Judy Blume, 18, ss
• 13790 Leo Szilard, 20, lf