Roster for Cyberspace Internet:

Catchers:

• 12582 Haley Pham, 31, c (487 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 12.5 ORAP/40)
• 13436 chatGPT, 22, c (131 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13506 Zohran Mamdani, 22, 1b (87 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)
• 13508 Tim Miller, 19, 1b
• 13268 Connor Estelle, 23, 2b (81 GP, -5.9 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
• 12446 Imane Khelif, 33, 3b (361 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13008 Jacob Shane Roshkow, 26, 3b (229 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
• 13003 Ashton Hall, 26, ss (273 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12865 Linus Yale Jr., 30, lf (363 GP, -5.3 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12569 Cleo Abram, 30, cf (401 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12907 Eric Decker, 28, cf (394 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13350 Sad Hamster, 25, rf (88 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40)
• 13595 Mehdi Hasan, 20, rf (9 GP, 5.8 DRAP/40, -25.3 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13374 Sean Dunn, 23, sp (205 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13648 Chris Ostroushko, 22, sp (107 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13727 Brown Hoodie Kid, 20, sp (3 IP, -140.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 13139 Alberta Devor, 28, mr (508 IP, -1.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12766 Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, 30, rp (344 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12771 Adin David Ross, 28, rp (269 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12913 Adam Aleksic, 26, rp (246 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12815 Hannah Neeleman, 27, rp (208 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 13441 Claude, 21, mr
• 13657 Livie Rose Henderson, 19, mr
• 13740 Breaking Rust, 17, rf
• 13762 Renata Sorrah, 17, lf
• 13692 Rizzbot, 17, rp
• 13647 Braden Peters, 19, lf