Catchers:

• 12582 Haley Pham, 29, c (398 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 12.8 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13508 Tim Miller, 17, 1b
• 13589 Tim Pool, 20, 1b
• 13506 Zohran Mamdani, 20, 1b
• 13595 Mehdi Hasan, 18, 1b
• 13495 AskJeeves, 19, 1b
• 13436 chatGPT, 20, 2b (41 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40)
• 13268 Connor Estelle, 21, 2b (27 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40)
• 12446 Imane Khelif, 31, 3b (332 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12337 Izzy Keane, 30, 3b (290 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
• 13008 Jacob Shane Roshkow, 24, 3b (139 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40)
• 12299 Abelina Sabrina Rios, 31, ss (523 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40)
• 13003 Ashton Hall, 24, ss (172 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12865 Linus Yale Jr., 28, lf (277 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13314 Kristin Cabot, 20, lf (who?)
• 12569 Cleo Abram, 28, cf (340 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12907 Eric Decker, 26, cf (297 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12507 Haliey Welch, 30, rf (501 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13350 Sad Hamster, 23, rf (21 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 13299 Andy Byron, 22, sp (310 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13170 Rachel Griffin-Accurso, 21, sp (118 IP, -21.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13374 Sean Dunn, 21, sp (7 IP, -1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13327 Phillies Karen, 22, sp (4 IP, -34.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 13139 Alberta Devor, 26, mr (360 IP, -1.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13441 Claude, 19, mr
• 12766 Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, 28, rp (262 IP, 10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12731 Hasan Dogan Piker, 28, rp (249 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12771 Adin David Ross, 26, rp (208 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12913 Adam Aleksic, 24, rp (160 IP, -0.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12815 Hannah Neeleman, 25, rp (119 IP, 8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12895 Zeddie Little, 25, rp (91 IP, -7.0 PRAA/100 IP)