Catchers:

• 12662 Icarium, 29, c (257 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13276 Harry Houdini, 21, c (23 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 13037 Jon Scheyer, 24, 1b (62 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40)
• 12261 Redfoo, 31, 2b (370 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12850 Crone, 23, 2b (78 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13015 Todd Golden, 23, 3b (154 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 12623 Ryllandaras, 25, ss (180 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40)
• 13231 Sam Altman, 22, ss (73 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -6.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 12422 Topper, 29, lf (445 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12378 Tayschrenn, 29, cf (424 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 12961 Coltaine, 25, cf (189 GP, 6.5 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40)
• 12431 Baudin, 29, rf (437 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13079 Antony Blinken, 23, rf (41 GP, -4.5 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)
• 12934 Nil, 24, rf (28 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 11807 Petruchio, 36, sp (1829 IP, 14.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12600 Duiker, 28, sp (775 IP, -5.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12654 Mappo Runt, 26, sp (291 IP, -9.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13205 Steve Ballmer, 23, sp (35 IP, -15.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13186 Joseph Michael Graceffa Jr, 21, sp (13 IP, -62.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13187 Sheryl Sandberg, 19, sp

Relievers:

• 13005 Bruce Pearl, 23, mr (152 IP, -6.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11998 Apsalar, 34, rp (445 IP, 4.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12327 Caladan Brood, 30, rp (308 IP, 15.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12817 Raest, 25, rp (131 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13247 David Copperfield, 21, rp (28 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13291 David Blaine, 21, rp
• 13117 Janet Yellen, 20, rp