Roster for Vatican Infallibility:
Catchers: 
Infielders: 
- 12831 Anastasius IV, 24, 2b (140 GP,   0.6 DRAP/40,   1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12453 Clement II, 25, 3b (179 GP,   0.2 DRAP/40,  -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12637 Callixtus II, 25, 3b (151 GP,  -1.2 DRAP/40,  -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12406 Bryce Dessner, 28, ss (290 GP,   1.0 DRAP/40,  -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12989 Clement III, 22, ss (86 GP,  -2.7 DRAP/40,   8.0 ORAP/40)
Outfielders: 
- 12590 Pierre Mendes France, 26, lf (202 GP,   0.1 DRAP/40,   4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12206 Antonio Wilson Vieira Honorio, 27, cf (340 GP,   8.4 DRAP/40,   3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12604 Dr. Rachael Gunn, 23, cf (133 GP,  -5.9 DRAP/40,   0.5 ORAP/40)
- 12149 Spark Master Tape, 30, rf (517 GP,   2.1 DRAP/40,   5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12848 Adrian IV, 23, rf (54 GP,   0.1 DRAP/40,  -5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters: 
- 12647 Bl. Victor III, 24, sp (550 IP, 16.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12182 Sylvester II, 27, sp (550 IP, -1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12570 Alexander II, 27, sp (536 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12666 Bl. Urban II, 26, sp (309 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP)
Relievers: 
- 12104 T.J. Oshie, 30, rp (333 IP, 8.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12472 Vittore Carpaccio, 27, rp (242 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12462 St. Leo IX, 26, rp (144 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12820 Silanah, 22, rp (32 IP, 17.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13119 Clement IV, 20, rp (13 IP, 3.1 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors: 
- 12672 Innocent II, 26, cf (205 GP,  -1.6 DRAP/40,  -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12838 Bl. Eugene III, 20, 3b (15 GP,   0.0 DRAP/40, -10.1 ORAP/40)
- 13140 Innocent IV, 18, sp (2 IP, -150.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 13068 Alexander IV, 20, c
- 13082 Urban IV, 19, rp
- 12944 Urban III, 21, c (who?)