Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 29, c (389 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12665 August Dvorak, 24, c (67 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 33, 1b (616 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 14.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 24, 2b (160 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 24, 3b (149 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 27, ss (305 GP, 9.4 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 23, ss (66 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12867 Dion, 20, lf (127 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12436 Matt Berninger, 24, lf (109 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 25, cf (167 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 26, rf (285 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 25, rf (133 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 32, sp (1041 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 32, sp (960 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 30, sp (720 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 25, sp (213 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 22, sp (58 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 22, sp (38 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 28, mr (456 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11959 Vivien Blotzki, 31, rp (329 IP, 8.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 22, rp (49 IP, 13.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12049 Hermann Maier, 29, 3b (391 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 21, cf (6 GP, -11.3 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 20, 3b
• 12910 Rita Ora, 19, cf (who?)
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 19, sp (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 20, rf