Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 12248 Matty Healy, 28, c (364 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12665 August Dvorak, 23, c (50 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11637 Hayley Williams, 32, 1b (585 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 14.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12513 Paighon, 23, 2b (138 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
• 12049 Hermann Maier, 28, 3b (363 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12796 Olivia Rodrigo, 23, 3b (116 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12557 Perry Farrell, 26, ss (270 GP, 9.2 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12902 Dua Lipa, 22, ss (33 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 12436 Matt Berninger, 23, lf (76 GP, 4.6 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12138 Colin Response, 28, cf (370 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 24, cf (136 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12249 Joe Jonas, 25, rf (258 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12723 Russell Simins, 24, rf (110 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 12090 Laura Ingalls, 31, sp (973 IP, 10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 31, sp (887 IP, 11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 29, sp (664 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12411 Chappell Roan, 28, sp (541 IP, 11.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12353 Aaron Dessner, 24, sp (198 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12715 Joan Jett, 21, sp (13 IP, -19.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 12315 Calvin Harris, 27, mr (417 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12974 Bernard Sumner, 21, rp (26 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 12709 Carrie Underwood, 21, sp (45 IP, 12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12761 Joan Osborne, 20, cf (who?)
• 12910 Rita Ora, 18, cf (who?)
• 12969 David Byrne, 19, 3b
• 12949 John Carter Cash, 18, sp (who?)
• 13001 Vince Clarke, 19, rf