| Roster for Vatican Infallibility: Catchers:  Infielders:  
7810 Matt Smith, 31, 1b 
8587 St. Peter, 20, 2b 
8081 Ja Rule, 28, 3b 
8182 Mother Goose, 25, ss 
8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 24, ss 
 Outfielders:  
7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 29, cf 
8457 Democritus, 24, cf 
8599 St. Evaristus, 19, cf 
8732 St. Telesphorus, 20, cf 
7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 29, rf 
 Starters:  
7660 Dr. Winston, 31, sp 
8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 27, sp 
7997 Ashildr, 26, sp 
7957 Heraclitus, 25, sp 
8569 St. Anacletus, 21, sp 
 Relievers:  
7695 Malygos, 31, mr 
8083 Feather the Redeemed, 28, mr 
7753 Ron Funches, 31, rp 
7966 Michelangelo, 28, rp 
8655 St. Alexander I, 20, rp 
 Minors:  
8343 Socrates, 24, sp 
8734 St. Sixtus I, 20, cf 
8678 St. Pius I, 20, 2b 
8706 St. Hyginus, 18, rf
8615 St. Linus, 19, rp 
8697 St. Anicetus, 19, ss
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