Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 23, c (121 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 29, 1b (405 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 22, 1b (85 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 31, 2b (499 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 28, 3b (232 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 22, 3b (112 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 28, ss (463 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 30, lf (432 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 25, lf (258 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40)
• 7888 Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, 25, cf (243 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 28, rf (311 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8135 Lenny Turteltaub, 21, sp (362 IP, -20.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8374 Butterscotch Horseman, 21, sp (169 IP, -15.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8483 Mindy Buenaventura, 18, sp (85 IP, -10.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 30, mr (902 IP, 5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7929 Stefani Stilton, 26, mr (363 IP, -6.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 24, rp (206 IP, 5.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7853 Marshmello, 24, rp (157 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8292 Henrietta Platchkey, 21, rp (102 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8465 Sharc Jacobs, 20, rp (49 IP, -23.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8529 Derek Jeter, 18, rp (8 IP, -39.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7224 Copernicus, 32, cf (357 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8421 Abe D'Catfish, 20, 2b (32 GP, -4.5 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)
• 8415 Jill Pill, 20, c (14 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40)
• 8534 Yolanda Buenaventura, 18, mr (12 IP, -49.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8389 Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, 19, mr (7 IP, -23.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8480 Angelica Buenaventura, 17, c