Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 6739 James Marshall, 24, c (138 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 22, c (80 G, -2.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6478 Coriolanus Snow, 28, 1b (383 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 23, 1b (134 G, 0.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 7091 Sarah Lynn, 22, 2b (171 G, -3.6 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40)
• 6963 A Ryan Seacrest Type, 25, 2b (149 G, -3.1 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)
• 7000 BoJack Horseman, 25, ss (215 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 27, lf (111 G, -5.2 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6515 Andrew McKeag, 26, cf (279 G, -3.8 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40)
• 7224 Copernicus, 20, cf (10 G, -7.6 DR/40, -19.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6723 Henry Roarke, 27, rf (329 G, -1.1 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40)
• 6847 Willy Wonka, 25, rf (269 G, -1.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7198 Princess Carolyn, 21, sp (62 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7027 Andrew Garfield, 20, sp (30 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7131 Judah Mannowdog, 19, sp (17 G, -8.5 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6009 Itchy, 33, rp (364 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6580 Melody Margaret Grant, 25, rp (190 G, -4.5 PRAA/300)
• 6882 Montgomery Burns, 25, rp (163 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6835 George Sears, 23, rp (127 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7122 Chica, 21, rp (40 G, -11.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7300 Todd Chavez, 21, rp (22 G, -5.9 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 7374 Courtney Portnoy, 18, rp (11 G, -14.0 PRAA/300)
• 7173 Eihort, 21, sp (9 G, -17.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7124 Penelope Alvarez, 21, rp (6 G, -34.9 PRAA/300)
• 7305 Alexi Brosefino, 17, lf
• 7316 Lance Bass, 21, rf (who?)
• 7215 Cameron Crowe, 20, c (who?)