Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers: 
Infielders: 
- 6415 Chelsea Daniels, 21, 1b (69 G, -0.9 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
 - 6202 Cameron Tucker, 26, 2b (268 G, -2.0 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
 - 6221 Jay Pritchett, 23, 3b (229 G, 1.7 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
 - 5747 Jules Cobb, 29, ss (382 G, 3.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
 - 6163 Mitchell Pritchett, 25, ss (255 G, -2.0 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
 - 6474 Cory Baxter, 21, ss (84 G, 0.6 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
 
Outfielders: 
- 5689 Johnny Rep, 28, lf (349 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
 - 5726 Selina Meyer, 28, cf (439 G, 1.9 DR/40, 11.3 OR/40) (who?)
 - 6133 Haley Dunphy, 25, cf (208 G, -6.0 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
 - 6319 Kimmy Schmidt, 24, rf (180 G, 2.1 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
 
Starters: 
- 5816 Phil Dunphy, 28, sp (107 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 6304 Reality Winner, 25, sp (79 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 6322 Mikey Politano, 24, sp (71 G, 1.0 PRAA/300)
 - 6409 Raven Baxter, 21, sp (62 G, 11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
 
Relievers: 
- 5500 Eleonora Pons, 29, mr (242 G, 3.5 PRAA/300)
 - 5554 Alonzo, 30, rp (295 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 31, rp (231 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 5740 Jack Charlton, 30, rp (156 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 5484 Friedrich Koncilia, 29, rp (142 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 6418 Matt Bruce, 21, rp (17 G, 8.3 PRAA/300)
 
Minors: 
- 6002 Joel Pepper, 24, c (231 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
 - 5990 Nejib Ghommidh, 24, 3b (167 G, -1.9 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
 - 5807 Alex Dunphy, 25, rp (103 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 6249 Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, 22, rp (96 G, -0.5 PRAA/300)
 - 6403 Eddie Thomas, 22, mr (3 G, -19.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 6551 Hyacinth Bucket, 19, rp (who?)