Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 1 Elliott Smith, 32, c (197 G, 0.0 DR/40, 10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 438 Groucho Marx, 23, c (48 G, 1.6 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 375 Lucy Ricardo, 31, 2b (222 G, 2.8 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 22, 2b (33 G, -2.8 DR/40, -13.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 238 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 26, 3b (202 G, -2.2 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 648 Owen Hart, 21, 3b (84 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 247 Yokozuna, 25, ss (183 G, 6.8 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 551 Katherine Wei-Sender, 20, ss (28 G, -4.1 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 136 Arthur Charles Clarke, 29, lf (189 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 577 Jules Winnfield, 20, lf (20 G, 0.8 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 28, cf (221 G, 7.6 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 243 Andre the Giant, 25, rf (221 G, -1.0 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 258 Bubba Ray Dudley, 28, sp (104 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 148 Leigh Brackett, 27, sp (88 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 409 William Shakespeare, 28, sp (81 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 304 Freddy Krueger, 25, mr (79 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 699 Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, 21, mr (17 G, -6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 311 Roy Batty, 28, rp (139 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 259 D-Von Dudley, 28, rp (131 G, 18.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 226 Mark Twain, 24, rp (88 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 461 Virgil, 23, rp (62 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 236 The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, 25, c (169 G, 0.9 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 17, 3b (who?)
• 725 Grand Duke Jean, 19, rp (who?)
• 584 Andy Kaufman, 18, sp (who?)
• 574 Koko B. Ware, 21, cf (who?)