Roster for waivers:
Catchers: 
Infielders: 
- 3416 Just Fontaine, 32, 1b (507 G, -0.4 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3387 Kele Okereke, 30, 1b (438 G, 0.2 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3445 Stephen Schwartz, 30, 1b (411 G, -0.5 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3959 Londo Mollari, 24, 1b (133 G, -1.8 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3947 Avicii, 22, 1b (27 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
 - 4099 Socks, 20, 1b (who?)
 - 3413 J.J. Thomson, 31, 2b (404 G, 2.6 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3175 George Villiers, 32, 3b (542 G, -1.8 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3600 Johannes van der Waals, 29, 3b (287 G, -0.7 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3817 Krile Baldesion, 25, 3b (180 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)
 - 3721 Prosper Poullet, 24, 3b (143 G, 3.8 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
 - 4149 Xavier Bettel, 19, 3b (who?)
 - 3323 Nicos Anastasiades, 29, ss (464 G, 1.1 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3565 Adam Zmudzinski, 30, ss (331 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3303 Captain Olimar, 32, ss (325 G, 0.0 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3493 William Bratton, 28, ss (320 G, -0.7 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3698 Eusebio, 28, ss (319 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3829 Paul de Smet de Naeyer, 25, ss (127 G, -4.1 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
 - 4214 Mark Hoppus, 19, ss (who?)
 
Outfielders: 
- 3787 Forrest Bedford, 27, lf (203 G, -1.2 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)
 - 4222 Molly the Mule, 18, lf
 - 3932 Ben Matlock, 21, lf (who?)
 - 2975 Igor Netto, 34, cf (725 G, 2.0 DR/40, 14.9 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3137 King Hamlet, 34, cf (619 G, 3.4 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3575 Douglas Wambaugh, 29, cf (350 G, 0.1 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3433 Ken MacLeod, 29, cf (171 G, 2.2 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3846 Johnny Haynes, 26, cf (119 G, -0.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
 - 4002 Colonel Corazón Santiago, 23, cf (60 G, 1.7 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40)
 - 4134 Lauren Aliaina, 20, cf (36 G, -8.0 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40)
 - 4173 Datatech Sinder Roze, 21, cf
 - 4082 Christopher Wolstenholme, 19, cf (who?)
 - 3074 Martin Luther King Jr., 33, rf (535 G, 0.6 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
 - 3239 Lajos Egri, 31, rf (237 G, 0.6 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
 - 4057 Munich Mouser, 20, rf (66 G, 0.0 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
 - 4294 George Minot, 17, rf (who?)
 - 4177 Calvin Goddard, 19, rf (who?)
 
Starters: 
- 3273 Edward Snowden, 31, sp (236 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3122 Karel Capek, 32, sp (203 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3345 Henry Kissinger, 31, sp (200 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3618 Natasha Barnard, 27, sp (146 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 4221 Michael Adams, 19, sp (who?)
 - 4268 Stephen Baxter, 21, sp (who?)
 
Relievers: 
- 3521 Simon Kuznets, 29, mr (260 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3352 Djalma Santos, 33, mr (237 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3425 James Meade, 32, mr (231 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3847 Odo, 25, mr (85 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 4071 Jake Sisko, 24, mr (69 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3968 Michel Jeury, 22, mr (10 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3423 King Edward VII, 30, rp (251 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3531 Behati Prinsloo, 26, rp (147 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3897 Aristides de Sousa Mendes, 25, rp (84 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 3984 Kaiser Wilhelm II, 22, rp (64 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 4198 Foreman Domai, 22, rp (7 G, -26.0 PRAA/300)
 - 4258 Wayne Jarvis, 20, rp (who?)
 - 4192 John Anthony Burgess Wilson, 18, rp (who?)
 - 4279 Silvio Marzolini, 20, rp (who?)
 - 4314 Laura Newcombe, 21, rp (who?)
 - 4219 Owen Davis, 18, rp (who?)
 - 4172 Chester Cheetah, 20, rp (who?)
 - 4125 Quark, 20, rp (who?)
 - 4213 Roger Martin du Gard, 19, rp (who?)
 - 4311 Arthur Kirkland, 18, rp (who?)