Roster for Seattle Angst:

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 24, 1b (255 G, -0.7 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2230 Archibald MacLeish, 24, 2b (156 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1889 Bob Dylan, 29, 3b (417 G, 4.1 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 21, 3b (80 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 30, ss (520 G, 3.7 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 23, ss (69 G, -3.8 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1997 Eric Clapton, 29, lf (419 G, -2.1 DR/40, 6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2622 Mike Doughty, 20, lf (88 G, 0.7 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1941 Lisa Snowdon, 27, cf (367 G, 0.4 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 21, cf (54 G, -1.7 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2509 Johnny Rzeznik, 23, rf (135 G, -0.7 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 25, rf (107 G, 2.9 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2127 Rosen Plevneliev, 27, sp (114 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 27, sp (96 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 22, sp (54 G, -4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1834 Greg Bear, 29, mr (242 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 23, mr (118 G, 2.5 PRAA/300)
• 1517 Elle Macpherson, 32, rp (315 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2032 King Karl XIV Johan, 26, rp (246 G, 11.2 PRAA/300)
• 2070 Kim Pine, 25, rp (159 G, 12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2381 Sarah McLachlan, 24, rp (39 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2503 Robert Plant, 21, 2b (33 G, -3.2 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2681 Shannon Leto, 20, sp (20 G, -12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2586 Chris Mars, 19, mr (17 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2683 Jared Leto, 17, mr (who?)
• 2671 Travis Barker, 19, ss (who?)