Catchers:

• 1483 Neil Simon, 26, c

Infielders:

• 682 Ak'shel, 33, 1b
• 1041 Donald Trump, 30, 1b
• 1129 Leonidas da Silva, 29, 2b
• 1370 Doug Martsch, 25, 2b
• 916 Tila Tequila, 29, 3b
• 1327 Loknar the Last Orion, 26, 3b
• 1661 William Inge, 24, ss

Outfielders:

• 1119 Lorraine Hansberry, 25, lf
• 1679 Dario Fo, 22, lf
• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 19, cf
• 1398 Harold Pinter, 25, rf

Starters:

• 672 Mary McAleese, 30, sp
• 1692 Victor Hugo, 22, sp
• 1374 King Frederik IX, 24, sp

Relievers:

• 700 Colin Mochrie, 31, mr
• 1686 Friedrich Schiller, 24, mr
• 866 Jim Lange, 30, rp
• 1115 Troy McClure, 27, rp
• 1705 Alexander Pushkin, 23, rp
• 1714 John Fletcher, 23, rp

Minors:

• 1309 Sylvester Stallone, 27, rp
• 1781 Brooke Burns, 22, c
• 1749 Sean O'Casey, 20, 2b
• 1977 Ernst Stojaspal, 18, lf
• 2000 Elmer Rice, 20, 1b

End of season.