Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

Infielders:

12695 Kthanid, 30, 1b (309 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
13161 Marchesa Dealer of Death, 27, 1b (296 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
13296 Kitty Fisher, 26, 1b (242 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
13037 Jon Scheyer, 29, 1b (241 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
13234 Maurice Couve de Murville, 26, 1b (111 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
13353 Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 26, 1b (66 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -6.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
13812 Jordan Binnington, 21, 1b
13616 Sergio Gonella, 22, 1b
12831 Anastasius IV, 32, 2b (413 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
12760 Eugene Poubelle, 32, 2b (407 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
13517 Audrey Munson, 24, 2b (135 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40)
13639 Amy Santiago, 22, 2b (56 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, -8.8 ORAP/40)
13423 Chelsea Handler, 25, 2b (19 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -14.9 ORAP/40)
13715 Nogi Draco-Zealot, 19, 2b
13613 Anarky, 21, 2b
12912 Verin Mathwin, 29, 3b (395 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
12986 Sexyy Red, 30, 3b (369 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
12446 Imane Khelif, 34, 3b (365 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
13469 Glenallen Mixon, 25, 3b (127 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
13704 Max Pohlig, 20, 3b
13792 Khris Middleton, 18, 3b
13693 Haylie Duff, 22, ss (31 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40)
13739 Spearchucker Jones, 18, ss
13750 Duke of Orleans, 18, ss
13813 Philip J. Fry, 17, ss
13661 Dennys Murry, 19, ss
13843 Jrue Holiday, 18, ss

Outfielders:

12436 Matt Berninger, 32, lf (413 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
12710 Mary Lou Retton, 33, lf (371 GP, 5.1 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
13635 Alex Murry, 22, lf (68 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, -8.8 ORAP/40)
13631 Billy Wilder, 21, lf (8 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40)
13565 Leonard Rodriguez, 22, lf (4 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40)
12775 Antigonus, 33, cf (471 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
12761 Joan Osborne, 29, cf (214 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
13622 Tim Sandaele, 23, cf (48 GP, -10.0 DRAP/40, -8.5 ORAP/40)
13645 Frederick John Robinson, 22, cf (22 GP, -7.3 DRAP/40, -12.5 ORAP/40)
13722 Robert Banks Jenkinson, 22, cf (20 GP, -8.2 DRAP/40, -12.6 ORAP/40)
12493 Bryan Jafet Ruiz Gonzalez, 33, rf (502 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
12848 Adrian IV, 31, rf (316 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
12692 Mikaela Shiffrin, 30, rf (261 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
13312 Doug Hoo, 27, rf (202 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
13350 Sad Hamster, 26, rf (107 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
13600 Yvette Guilbert, 21, rf (22 GP, -9.3 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

12466 Carmy Berzatto, 34, sp (1258 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP)
12945 Peter Boleslaw Schmeichel, 30, sp (862 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP)
13151 Hugo Strange, 26, sp (513 IP, -13.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13287 Sleve McDichael, 25, sp (343 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13182 Captain Fluellen, 24, sp (133 IP, -15.7 PRAA/100 IP)
13467 Mario McRlwain, 24, sp (93 IP, -20.4 PRAA/100 IP)
13567 Tee Grizzley, 23, sp (89 IP, -20.0 PRAA/100 IP)
13461 William Ewart Gladstone, 24, sp (50 IP, -24.0 PRAA/100 IP)
13632 Sam Houston, 23, sp (29 IP, -22.9 PRAA/100 IP)
13528 Charles Wallace, 21, sp (24 IP, -43.0 PRAA/100 IP)
13527 Lavatch, 21, sp (19 IP, -42.6 PRAA/100 IP)
13710 Wilbur Scoville, 22, sp (3 IP, -40.9 PRAA/100 IP)
13712 Wilma Flintstone, 20, sp
13500 Oddisee, 21, sp

Relievers:

13139 Alberta Devor, 29, mr (545 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP)
13373 Natalie Hemby, 25, mr (41 IP, -19.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13242 Emma Hamilton, 23, mr (17 IP, -32.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12472 Vittore Carpaccio, 35, rp (401 IP, 6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12412 Bobby Flanagan, 35, rp (388 IP, 11.1 PRAA/100 IP)
12548 Open Mike Eagle, 35, rp (310 IP, 5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12733 Vittoria Ceretti, 31, rp (291 IP, 6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12771 Adin David Ross, 29, rp (289 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
12817 Raest, 30, rp (285 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP)
12974 Bernard Sumner, 30, rp (276 IP, 5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13096 Jurrien Timber, 27, rp (122 IP, -3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13117 Janet Yellen, 25, rp (50 IP, -9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
13502 Minnie Mouse, 21, rp
13598 Boniface IX, 19, rp