Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 12255 Lucas Cruikshank, 30, c (386 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12642 Ray Dolby, 23, c (74 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13028 Glarb Calamity's Augur, 21, c (61 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -13.3 ORAP/40)
• 13083 Yoshi Vintage, 22, c (6 GP, -12.7 DRAP/40, -12.7 ORAP/40)
• 13124 BossMan Dlow, 20, c
• 13118 Hannes Kolehmainen, 18, c
• 13168 Rolando Blackman, 19, c
• 13156 Kazul, 18, c

Infielders:

• 12292 Harold Sakata, 30, 1b (389 GP, -5.1 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12304 Etraysian D'Arle, 30, 1b (367 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 12058 Joe Klein, 31, 1b (322 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12062 Cuttino Mobley, 31, 1b (246 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13144 Jakkin, 21, 1b
• 11812 Sazz Pataki, 34, 2b (655 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40)
• 11810 Hakeem Olajuwon, 34, 2b (611 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12730 Goldberry River-Daughter, 25, 2b (117 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 12959 Narg, 21, 2b (who?)
• 13211 James Smithson, 17, 2b
• 12049 Hermann Maier, 30, 3b (391 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13108 Patrick Stump, 18, 3b
• 12992 The Odd Acorn Gang, 21, 3b
• 12091 Madeline Cowe, 30, ss (377 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12406 Bryce Dessner, 29, ss (290 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12522 Jose Roberto Gama de Oliveira, 27, ss (257 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12562 Gladys Overnow, 24, ss (63 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -8.5 ORAP/40)
• 12741 Shavalyoth, 26, ss (20 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -9.4 ORAP/40)
• 13198 Mike Rosenberg, 18, ss
• 13114 Gil T. Azell, 18, ss

Outfielders:

• 12121 Postnik Yakovlev, 30, lf (387 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12071 Sergei Bobrovsky, 29, lf (316 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12475 Madisin Rian, 28, lf (289 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)
• 12533 Tigraine Mantear, 28, lf (289 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12878 Flubs the Fool, 23, lf (51 GP, -4.5 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 13225 Doctor Phosphorus, 20, lf
• 13166 Kevin Gates, 20, lf
• 13209 Kate Schellenbach, 19, lf
• 13053 Kel Kimble, 19, lf
• 12033 Hortensio, 33, cf (516 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12138 Colin Response, 30, cf (391 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40)
• 12672 Innocent II, 27, cf (205 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12480 Gracie Abrams, 26, cf (183 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12891 James Parkinson, 20, cf (who?)
• 12349 Gwaihir the Windlord, 27, rf (265 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 12227 Mril Thorion, 29, rf (252 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 12500 Geofram Bornhald, 28, rf (52 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 13183 Desmond Pfeiffer, 18, rf
• 13207 Lucy Markovic, 17, rf

Starters:

• 11797 Abigail Thorn, 35, sp (1277 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11542 Sergio Busquets Burgos, 36, sp (1261 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12063 Holly Unlikely, 32, sp (1046 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12115 Siuan Sanche, 31, sp (933 IP, 0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12013 Chance the Rapper, 34, sp (810 IP, 3.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13016 John Major, 21, sp (32 IP, -27.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12783 Unai Simon Mendibil, 22, sp (15 IP, -29.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13064 Costis, 21, sp
• 13148 Luciano Mercante, 21, sp
• 13084 Merrick Garland, 19, sp
• 13204 Andy Jassy, 19, sp
• 13157 Captain Macmorris, 18, sp

Relievers:

• 11850 Lucentio, 36, mr (883 IP, 6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11529 Freddie Gibbs, 35, mr (839 IP, 14.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 13172 Bl. Innocent V, 17, mr
• 13202 Ava Ryan, 21, mr
• 11669 Pere de Coma, 34, rp (612 IP, 0.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11981 Leon Battista Alberti, 32, rp (403 IP, -7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12106 Abdullah Ayad, 29, rp (321 IP, 1.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12114 Daoloth, 33, rp (304 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12178 Tracy McGrady, 29, rp (286 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12396 Uziel Gal, 28, rp (233 IP, -4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12510 Marquita Pring, 27, rp (94 IP, -4.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 13042 Rapsody, 23, rp (37 IP, -35.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12963 Berelain sur Paendrag Paeron, 20, rp (who?)