Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers: 
Infielders: 
- 12292 Harold Sakata, 28, 1b (369 GP,  -5.2 DRAP/40,   4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 11812 Sazz Pataki, 32, 2b (610 GP,  -0.2 DRAP/40,   3.5 ORAP/40)
- 11943 Saruman the White, 29, 2b (335 GP,  -1.1 DRAP/40,   1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12616 Cat Valentine, 22, 3b (175 GP,   1.0 DRAP/40,  -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12095 Carrie Ingalls, 27, ss (269 GP,   1.7 DRAP/40,  -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12435 Richie Jerimovich, 23, ss (98 GP,   2.7 DRAP/40,  -7.8 ORAP/40)
Outfielders: 
- 12437 Sydney Adamu, 27, lf (311 GP,   1.8 DRAP/40,   4.5 ORAP/40)
- 12185 Abby Stone, 30, cf (444 GP,   1.9 DRAP/40,  -0.1 ORAP/40)
- 12357 Sabrina Carpenter, 24, cf (83 GP,  -9.8 DRAP/40,   3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 12316 Buffalo Bill Bittinger, 28, rf (392 GP,   2.6 DRAP/40,   3.1 ORAP/40)
Starters: 
- 11667 Abu Ja' Kub ben Ishak, 32, sp (1243 IP, 16.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12466 Carmy Berzatto, 25, sp (548 IP, 5.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12870 Coach Beard, 21, sp (252 IP, -9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12791 Jane Payne, 20, sp (55 IP, -9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers: 
- 12381 Dooley Blight, 24, mr (88 IP, -7.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12412 Bobby Flanagan, 26, rp (167 IP, 14.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12574 Gwen Sanders, 26, rp (155 IP, 3.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12552 Evan Marquez, 24, rp (146 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 12694 Maya Hart, 23, rp (123 IP, 2.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors: 
- 12929 Keeley Jones, 20, rp (18 IP, -52.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 12927 Rebecca Welton, 19, mr (who?)
- 12947 Leslie Higgins, 19, 2b (who?)
- 12988 Kenan Rockmore, 19, ss
- 12805 Jennifer Atilemile, 19, ss
- 13053 Kel Kimble, 17, lf