Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

• 10814 St. Zachary, 28, c (396 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11296 Benedict III, 23, c (106 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11070 Pope Valentine, 27, 1b (254 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10875 Swimmy, 28, 2b (283 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10859 Z'toggua, 25, 2b (152 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40)
• 11506 Formosus, 21, 2b (62 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10904 St. Paschal I, 27, 3b (228 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40)
• 11062 Optimus Prime Hero, 27, ss (286 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 11558 John IX, 21, lf (17 GP, -15.5 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10472 The Reality Chip, 30, cf (515 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40)
• 10796 St. Gregory II, 28, cf (359 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11173 Sergius II, 22, cf (82 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11351 Stephen V, 23, rf (14 GP, 4.0 DRAP/40, -20.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 10526 St. Martin I, 28, sp (1052 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10569 Courtney Barnett, 28, sp (916 IP, 12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10602 Dani Rojas, 28, sp (536 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10504 Donus, 28, sp (201 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 11437 Stephen VI, 22, mr (30 IP, -7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10350 Mike Belitsky, 30, rp (346 IP, 14.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10435 Jodie Kidd, 29, rp (218 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11290 Adrian II, 24, rp (104 IP, 5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 11229 Solphim Mayhem Dominus, 25, lf (175 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
• 11433 John Gourley, 21, 1b (46 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11485 Boniface VI, 20, lf (14 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, -9.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11273 St. Nicholas I, 21, rp (11 IP, -27.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11545 Theodore II, 19, sp (who?)
• 11378 Marinus I, 19, rp (who?)